Welcome to $POOR
The memecoin that perfectly captures your crypto portfolio's performance in 2024
Because who needs lambos when you can barely afford ramen? 🍜
The memecoin that perfectly captures your crypto portfolio's performance in 2024
Because who needs lambos when you can barely afford ramen? 🍜
Remember when JPEGs were worth millions? Yeah, we don't either anymore. Now your rare NFT collection is worth less than a cup of coffee. ☕
While Bitcoin moons, your alts are reaching new depths of the ocean. At this point, they're hanging out with SpongeBob. 🧽
But we're so poor, we can't afford to die. We just keep HODLing like it's 2021. Time is a flat circle. 💫
Why did your portfolio crash? Blame it on:
Total Supply: 1,000,000,000 $POOR
Because when you're poor, you need a lot of zeros to feel rich. Just like Venezuelan Bolivars! 💸
Q: What's the difference between $POOR and other tokens?
A: Others promise you'll be rich, we promise you'll stay poor! 🎯
- Website Launch (You're looking at it! Achievement unlocked! 🏆)
- Token Launch (Warning: May go to zero faster than your ex left you)
- Community Building (Misery loves company! 👥)
- Exchange Listings (The ones that still answer our emails)
- Marketing Campaigns (We'll spend your money to tell others we're spending your money)
- Partnerships (With other poor projects, forming a poverty ecosystem 🤝)